My co-workers know my sense of humour so one of them brought this back with them from holiday:
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05/07/2014
23/02/2014
Satsuma Loans Pun
There’s something funny about a satsuma singing Heart’s Alone:
‘How do I get you a loan (alone)’ :)
25/01/2014
Futurama Pun
One of my favourites
[Discussion of the mysterious Slurm Cola]
Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient.
Fry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?
Leela: No, there’s already a soda like that – Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh. How is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.