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Rubbish Pun

Saturday, July 5th, 2014

My co-workers know my sense of humour so one of them brought this back with them from holiday:

Rubbish Pun

Rubbish Pun :)


Satsuma Loans Pun

Sunday, February 23rd, 2014

There’s something funny about a satsuma singing Heart’s Alone:
‘How do I get you a loan (alone)’ :)


Futurama Pun

Saturday, January 25th, 2014

One of my favourites

[Discussion of the mysterious Slurm Cola]

Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient.
Fry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?
Leela: No, there’s already a soda like that – Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh. How is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.


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