{"id":64,"date":"2014-01-25T20:16:06","date_gmt":"2014-01-25T20:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shelliwood.com\/about\/?p=64"},"modified":"2014-01-25T20:16:06","modified_gmt":"2014-01-25T20:16:06","slug":"futurama-pun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shelliwood.com\/about\/2014\/futurama-pun\/","title":{"rendered":"Futurama Pun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my favourites<\/p>\n<p>[Discussion of the mysterious Slurm Cola]<\/p>\n<p>Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient.<br \/>\nFry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?<br \/>\nLeela: No, there&#8217;s already a soda like that &#8211; Soylent Cola.<br \/>\nFry: Oh. How is it?<br \/>\nLeela: It varies from person to person.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my favourites [Discussion of the mysterious Slurm Cola] Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient. Fry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people? Leela: No, there&#8217;s already a soda like that &#8211; Soylent Cola. Fry: Oh. How is it? Leela: It varies from person to person.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[5,6],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pun","tag-bad-puns","tag-futurama"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4eTm0-12","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shelliwood.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shelliwood.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shelliwood.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shelliwood.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shelliwood.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shelliwood.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shelliwood.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shelliwood.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shelliwood.com\/about\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}